Brother, tell me, is my ass beautiful? Touch it with your dick, don't be stupid

Fuck the script and fuck me, too. Let's just fuck on camera?

I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

I'm not actually like that, but I'm ready to get laid right here for an iPhone

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

My ex cheated on me and now she comes running to get laid, what a bitch

Neighbor, no more questions - come in and take off your pants, we're going to fuck

Patient, don't panic, I'm going to teach you how to fuck

Bro, are you jerking off on me? Be a man and fuck me already

I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

I thought I'd give it to the maid for money, but she saw my dick and gave it to me like that

Husband, you're hearing things, my brother doesn't fuck me, not even once

What's the best place to start: work or maybe pay right away, neighbor?

What do I care about your literature when the thought of a penis is making me all hot and bothered?